Your mother
is a bus.
Hello my name is Chris and I like cake. Its tasty.
Hey guys! I've just got back from my summer trip! I think it's been the best holiday I've ever had. I'm just organising my photos, so in a day or so i'll give you a full blog!
Well, as for the actual journey itself, Mars, at its closest point of orbit, is about 48,000,000 miles away. Being that I'm hardcore, it only took me 23.6 minutes to get there, which would make my average speed 122,033,909 miles per hour. To put that in terms you people can understand, it would do this to your face:
